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Dr. Strangebrew

Dr. Strangebrew or: How I learned to stop worrying and drink coffee. By Ben Eads “I will not allow anyone or anything to sap us of our precious bodily fluids…” –Colonel Ripper That’s exactly how everyone I knew responded to me after I asked them if they would like some tea. My co-workers, my family, …

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Do you like it dirty?

Do you like it dirty? The timer went off.  The room was sweltering, but no amount of heat would deter Cindy from her goal.  She licked her lips, anticipating the eruption of flavor that would soon fill her mouth.  Nearing the counter, Cindy wrapped her long fingers around the glistening knob and plunged it deep. …

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Coffee or Tea?

Coffee or Tea? I’ve been sick for the past few days, and a strange phenomenon–one which I have observed in the past–has again occurred.  I switched from my beloved coffee to tea.  This confession gives me pause.  I am, after all, writing for a coffee website.  One that I myself had a hand in creating.  …

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The Secret Routine

Writing with Coffee I have always had a secret writing routine.  When I was in college, it involved a bottle of beer, a cigarette, and my writer’s hat.  When I came to my senses, I swapped out the beer for Kool Aid Lemonade and the cigarette for a toothpick.  In moments of weakness there were …

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Clothing Optional

I’m sitting at my desk staring at a lineup of toys.  They’re mostly horror related with one or two minor exceptions.  Edgar Allan Poe’s head bobs from side to side as if to say, “What are you doing with your life, son?”  In sublime agreement, the other monsters and aliens stare with dead eyes.  And …

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